When you open it, your in for "Shock and Blah"
Waste Management would of been a more appropiate business to insert these into, where better than the trash bill?
this was a riot!
can you imagine if they did that in the us?.
http://www.messenger.com.ge/issues/1237_november_15_2006/ps_1237.htm.
When you open it, your in for "Shock and Blah"
Waste Management would of been a more appropiate business to insert these into, where better than the trash bill?
there many to choose from --------------how about .
" millions now living will soon be dead" (with no hope of a resurrection)--------------that means your unbaptized freinds and family members.
"how we have created god in our image" (jealous, hatedful, petty).
How about, " How to keep those alive during the event's of 1914 on life support until that pesky Armageddon comes District convention"
.....being about to turn 30!
oh.my.god.i.feel.old..... january the 3rd if you're interested.
PaulJ,
This is my 17th time celebrating turning 30...
It's not so bad after awhile.
There are those who age gracefully, not me, I'm going kicking and screaming!
a big thank you to those who created this board and for all the amazing people who post here.. truth be told (no pun intended) i have seen other religious boards out there but never felt compelled to join since i didn't feel qualified to speak one way or the other regarding their beliefs.
this board is another story.
i was raised as a witness but never thought so many people all over the world had a similiar past as i did.
Thank you everyone for the open arms of welcome. you really know how to touch a person who previously only knew the sting of being a ex-jw.
AudeSapere, thank you for the invite this weekend. darn my previous plans! or you could of counted me in. I could use a margarita and some jw laughs. next time hopefully. i'm in the OC so Hacienda Hgts isn't a problem in fact that area was my old stomping grounds.
I'm looking forward to getting past this "Newbie" thing and diving in to other subjects ( don't get me wrong the lovefest I'm feeling is great!)
Thanks again, it's off to work, what's the saying? "no rest for the wicked"...
i remember reading somewhere that only 1/3 of people disfellowshipped get reinstated, but can't remember where.
it may have been one of franz's books, or even a watchtower.
can anyone remember if such a figure has been given, and what it was?.
One is too many, I was re instated once and thought things would change for me but I experienced a change in my friends like I was marked or something. being disfellowshipped was the worst and eventually the best thing that ever happened to me. who knows, I might still be doing time, narrow minded and blind to the real "truth".
I'm now faded, like a good pair of old jeans.
John
today, going to see my dad, i saw 2 jw's going door to door at 12:25pm.
gee, can't they let people eat in peace?.
i remember when i used to go preach.
JH,
I never went door to door around lunch or dinner time or knew anyone who did.
Maybe it's the new Jehovah's Witness diet? you see them coming and up comes your food, or there goes your appetite!
well i promised to give you more pics but i was waiting for everything to be finished first (the garage isn't done yet) but the leaves are pretty much turned and it was a beautiful weekend here so i took some pics around the home to show you!.
(that's not anyone i know btw...lol).
and this is where we live...lol...quiet fitting if i do say so myself!
Who needs paradise? Legolas you live there already.
Just a little envious here in smoggy, crowded overpriced Southern California.
i will be interviewing for a position at the university of southern california.
the pay is not going to be that good to begin with, but i have mitigating factors, my son who is a junior this year, can get in and i won't have to pay a dime towards his tuition.
his dream is to go to usc and to play for the usc marching band.
Fight on XJW4EVR!
Beat Cal!!
Best of luck!
looking at the different ways my sister and i approach life, i'd decided people are either peaches or they're lobsters.
my sister is all tough and crusty on the outside.
you'd never know if something is bothering her.
Then lima beans are forbidden..
looking at the different ways my sister and i approach life, i'd decided people are either peaches or they're lobsters.
my sister is all tough and crusty on the outside.
you'd never know if something is bothering her.
The only thing forbidden about pomegranates is eating them while wearing a white shirt!
Club soda won't get that out!
John